matcha 101
(aka: why your coffee should be nervous)
Here’s the Tea (Literally)
Most drinks give you energy.
Matcha gives you control.
It’s the difference between “let’s get things done” and “WHY IS MY HEART VIBRATING.”
Slow. steady. focus.
MATCHA IN 15 SECONDS :
Calm, Clean Energy
The caffeine hits like a gentle tap, not a flying kick.
Smooth boost, zero chaos.
Focus That Behaves
L-theanine = your brain’s noise-cancelling headphones.
Clear, steady thinking without the jitters.
Glow From the Inside
Basically skincare you drink.
Antioxidants doing more for you than your serums.
HOW MATCHA WORKS:
Minute 0
Your brain: “Ooh, caffeine.”
Minute 15
L-theanine enters like: “Relax, babe, I got you.”
Minute 45
You unlock focus mode without turning into a hummingbird.
Hour 2:
You’re still productive. No crash. No drama.
Hour 4:
Energy slowly waves goodbye like a polite person.
WEIRDLY GOOD WAYS TO DRINK MATCHA:
Welcome to the fun zone:
- Iced matcha latte (the main character)
- Matcha lemonade (summer in a cup)
- Matcha + OJ (trust us)
- Matcha with coconut water
- Matcha frappé (no explanation needed)
the least risky thing you’ll drink this year
(YOUVE SURVIVED THE WORST:
Hello, hostel chai. Airport coffee. Someone’s protein shake.)
Matcha is an upgrade, not a risk.